Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Will exercising make me less horny?
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