The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
did i walk over a car last night?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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