Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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