What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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