Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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