Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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