i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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