: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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