my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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