their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
