just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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