i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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