Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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