11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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