well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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