i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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