thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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