her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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