my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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