That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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