Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
