You can't motorboat a personality
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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