Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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