im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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