I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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