i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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