okay pat passed out under dana's car
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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