i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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