Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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