Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Boobs speak an international language.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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