porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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