I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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