i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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