you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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