I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i now understand why vodka
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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