i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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