This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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