Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The power of my boobs compel you
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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