dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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