Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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