I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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