What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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