Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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