I'm drive I can fine osifer
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
