oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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