Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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