So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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