I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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