Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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