the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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