OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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