hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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