Me too!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Someone came in the potted fern
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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