grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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